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Female Shoplifter Tries to Escape by Going Topless

News Type: Event — Seeded on Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:40 PM EDT
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A woman in America accused of shoplifting made a daring escape bid when apprehended by police – by wriggling out of her shirt and running topless down the street.

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{"commentId":956871,"authorDomain":"dwing"}
DWing

And she would have gotten away too, if it were'nt for all the oglers in her way.

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  • 10 votes
Reply#1 - Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:48 PM EDT
{"commentId":956890,"authorDomain":"dcuben"}
dcuben

C'mon, Pennsylvanians... where are your camera phones?!?

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  • 13 votes
#1.1 - Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:58 PM EDT
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{"commentId":956919,"authorDomain":"tcervo"}
gecko85

This seed is worthless without pictures...

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  • 5 votes
Reply#2 - Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:13 PM EDT
{"commentId":957181,"authorDomain":"dish"}
Dish

One small flaw in her plan...depending on her size, it can be difficult to run fast without a proper bra.

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  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:12 PM EDT
{"commentId":959227,"authorDomain":"paperdragon"}
Dennis P. McCann
One small flaw in her plan

Or possibly two large ones...

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  • 7 votes
#3.1 - Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:34 PM EDT
{"commentId":966957,"authorDomain":"zacharytamas"}
Zachary T. Jones

Haha. Nice one.

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    #3.2 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:00 AM EDT
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    {"commentId":957458,"authorDomain":"Serenity78"}
    Serenity78

    *LOL* I wish I could say that I'm surprised, but I'm not. ;-) Though Dish is right, if the woman had some good sized ones, it would have been pretty difficult to get up much speed. Too much wind resistance... ;-)

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    • 1 vote
    Reply#4 - Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:10 PM EDT
    {"commentId":957535,"authorDomain":"agio"}
    agio
    Nobody was injured in the topless chase.

    That doesn't include the 14 cases of whiplash suffered by bystanders.

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    • 7 votes
    Reply#5 - Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:58 PM EDT
    {"commentId":957932,"authorDomain":"jnicolas"}
    Jacob Nicolas

    And the various car crashes that took place.

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    • 1 vote
    #5.1 - Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:19 PM EDT
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    {"commentId":957806,"authorDomain":"defex"}
    DeFex

    I hate to say this but "pics or it didn't happen"

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    • 2 votes
    Reply#6 - Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:19 PM EDT
    {"commentId":957840,"authorDomain":"ansab"}
    Ansab

    If this goes to court, that is one lucky judge, looking at all sorts of video evidence and pictures.

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    • 6 votes
    Reply#7 - Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:29 PM EDT
    {"commentId":957918,"authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}
    MinnieApolis

    You people are funnier than the story...

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    • 4 votes
    Reply#8 - Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:06 PM EDT
    {"commentId":960786,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
    Scott (Scoop) Butki

    I tried this once and then remembered I was a man and sighed as I was cuffed..

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    • 2 votes
    Reply#9 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:44 AM EDT
    {"commentId":961610,"authorDomain":"dish"}
    Dish

    ..um, bottomless...

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      #9.1 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:16 PM EDT
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      {"commentId":966963,"authorDomain":"zacharytamas"}
      Zachary T. Jones

      If you're trying to get a man police officer to stop following you, it's probably not best to take your shirt off.

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        Reply#10 - Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:02 AM EDT
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